- tennis
- 1. (tennis) (2193↑, 415↓)The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.
Tennis is good. Basketball is bad.
Author: Henin-Houdini http://tennis.urbanup.com/4089432. (tennis) (1296↑, 156↓)A great sport where its only u and your opponent, no team members(unless your playing doubles). It is sometimes misunderstood as a pussy sport, but those people dont know how difficult it is to perfect your game.(the people who sed it is a pussy game is a pussy)Karl uses great topspin and power in his tennis game.
Author: GD_ace93 http://tennis.urbanup.com/12437793. (tennis) (1252↑, 127↓)Intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and travelling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet. :oTop 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player: 10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up. 9- They can do it with two people or four. 8- They have good hands. 7- They grunt when the action heats up. 6- They know how to make a racket. 5- They can hit it from all angles. 4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight\! 3- They're good with their balls. 2- They know just what to do with their stick. 1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love. SEE WHAT I MEAN?
Author: theonetheONLYY http://tennis.urbanup.com/14647444. (tennis) (723↑, 92↓)Possibly the most difficult sport in the universe. Requires patience, agility, quick reflexes, confidence, stroke skills, physical fitness, and stradigy. Tennis courts are true war zones and are not just two people with rackets. Only real men play tennis.Tennis requires a lot more than other sports, the most difficult aspect is that its 70% mental. Sure, pussy football players can tackle. But, what happens when you face off a bear and Einstein with a rifle.
Author: andre45 http://tennis.urbanup.com/14727285. (tennis) (588↑, 64↓)An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.
Author: disco stu http://tennis.urbanup.com/2633826. (tennis) (465↑, 105↓)The nicest sport in the world.I was playing tennis the other day usin my Prince More Response racket and won the math 6-1 6-2
Author: Alecks http://tennis.urbanup.com/1386227. (tennis) (405↑, 84↓)one of the few monotonous activities in which you gain immense pleasure. the need to get out and play is unsurpassed by all.He loves playing tennis. if possible he could play all day and all night.
Author: tennis4life http://tennis.urbanup.com/7382688. (tennis) (262↑, 53↓)Great sport which involves wimbledon,us open, french open and australian open. The sport is full of great history.Tim henman plays this sport and he will never win wimbledon.Borg evert mcenroe navratilova graff conners
Author: http://tennis.urbanup.com/3004539. (tennis) (173↑, 20↓)One of the greatest sports you will ever find. Lots of people think that tennis is a "pussy" sport. Well listen to this. How many "pussys" do you think can play 3-5 hours with only 5 min. breaks after every two games (When even the games can go quite long themselves)I play tennis; I am not a pussy.
Author: Alan D. C http://tennis.urbanup.com/264970510. (tennis) (180↑, 42↓)One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons 1.)They can't play it 2.)Does not involve tackling. 3.)Doesn't involve dunks. 4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."
Author: Joshua Wood http://tennis.urbanup.com/280902411. (Tennis) (106↑, 17↓)Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts? Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.
Author: Booberella http://tennis.urbanup.com/288982912. (Tennis) (47↑, 4↓)A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.Bill: I play baketball and baseball\! Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis\! Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life. Aemilius Lepidus: Yup\!
Author: straightballer12345 http://tennis.urbanup.com/538655813. (Tennis) (49↑, 12↓)n. A sport that involves either one on one matches or tag-teaming for a 2 on 2 match. Requires massive amounts of eye-hand coordination and [stamina] because unless you're playing doubles, you are on your own running around a court for several hours after balls that fly as a fast as a paintball. Tennis is considered a "[gentleman]'s" sport, so gloating, taunting or showing signs of frustration is often looked down upon. To add to the "gentleman" aspect of the game, spectators are to keep quiet and watch respectfully at all times, though brief clapping is acceptable. Basically, next to [golf], tennis is the quietest sport in the world."Dude, I went to watch my friend play this tennis match the other day, but I wasn't even allowed to cheer or yell\! It was pretty boring... but those tennis chicks are really hot."
Author: superdawge http://tennis.urbanup.com/428641514. (Tennis) (24↑, 4↓)the worlds hardest sport, famous for having the most attractive athletes. tennis isi one of the most entertaining things in the world, for a reason that no one can really figure out. its just fun.tennis is the greatest sport in the world.
Author: to5794 http://tennis.urbanup.com/550688015. (Tennis) (19↑, 2↓)The best sport ever\! Where you hit a ball over a net and try to beat your opponent. There are many different strokes. For example, groundstrokes, vollies, overheads, serves, approach shots, etc. Grab a tennis racket, a tennis court, and a few tennis balls and you're ready to play tennis\!Tennis is so much fun\! I could play it all day\!
Author: Tennislover108 http://tennis.urbanup.com/576362816. (Tennis) (13↑, 2↓)A racket sport that can sometimes take hours to play, so it is therefore very tiring. Some dunce male football(soccer) players call male tennis players 'poofters', implying that they are gay, but football is played with lots of boys running around with no shirt on. Famous tennis players include Roger Federer, Nadal, and Andy Murray and Andy Roddick.Football(soccer) player: Hey, poofter, why are you playing tennis? Tennis player: You can hardly call me a poofter, at least I don't run around with lots of boys with no shirt on\! Football(soccer) player: ...
Author: Bobchin http://tennis.urbanup.com/576138317. (Tennis) (24↑, 34↓)A code name for marijuana. Used around non "tennis players". Terms used along with "playing tennis" Playing Tennis: the actual act of smoking Tennis Balls: marijuana Tennis Coach: dealer Tennis Racket: smoking device Tennis Court: where you're going to smoke Swing: taking a hitPhil: Hey tony, wanna go play some tennis? Tony: Yeah, have any balls? Phil: Yeah, I just got some. I'll meet you at the court in like 30 mins.
Author: wimbledonchamp http://tennis.urbanup.com/424766418. (Tennis) (20↑, 48↓)tennis is oral given to one of your friends planned out over a various amount of time. Tennis usually involves two people but could have more. Tennis is played with a Buddie or Buddy. before playing tennis some will send pictures of each other to one another.Hey Buddy want to go play [Tennis]. We played tennis all night yesterday.
Author: TennisBuddy http://tennis.urbanup.com/392736319. (Tennis) (8↑, 38↓)the [life-sized] version of [Pong]come on, ball, court, Tennis and Pong aere exactly alike\!
Author: your best idiot http://tennis.urbanup.com/487007020. (tennis) (23↑, 54↓)a sport in which you let out all your sexual tension through the art of gruntingwhile your with your girlfriend who doesnt wanna do it: lets go play tennis\!
Author: tennisman2 http://tennis.urbanup.com/355785221. (Tennis) (17↑, 49↓)A sport and the act of giving oral sex to a partner usually called a Tennis buddy. Playing tennis is usually kept a secret and is planned out. Tennis can involve 2 or more people.Hey want to go play [Tennis]. I heard that Stina was playing Tennis with dylan. Hey Tennis [buddy] lets go play. that was a great game of tennis.
Author: TennisBuddy http://tennis.urbanup.com/392975922. (Tennis) (11↑, 52↓)A Game often played by middle school boys. where they hold hands and slap each other's hand the winner is the guy who either doesn't say ow or who's hand is the least reddestBrandon: wanna play tennis? Ben: Sure\! *slaps one anothers hand* Ben: ow\!\!\!\! Brandon: Hahaha i won :)
Author: *...........* :) :) http://tennis.urbanup.com/406661523. (Tennis) (13↑, 66↓)The sport in which nobody can beat Sasha Yodashkin.Sasha Yodashkin is the best tennis player in the world.
Author: yodaa http://tennis.urbanup.com/366109024. (tennis) (18↑, 96↓)A sport played with a hand from each of 2 people. The 2 people take turns slapping each others hand. There are many variations to this.We played tennis with a rubberband while waiting in line.
Author: Zach 19 http://tennis.urbanup.com/288926525. (Tennis) (35↑, 153↓)verb. To tennis something is to hit it with a tennis racket repeatedlyDude, some guy was hitting on my girlfriend at this bar, so i went out and tennised his truck, then he came out and started talking smack, so i tennised him. Now im in prison
Author: hoboamp http://tennis.urbanup.com/198301126. (tennis) (39↑, 181↓)slang for sneakers, athletic shoes (widely used in Baltimore)\#1: I'm going to wear my tennis to the club. \#2 PROPER ATTIRE: NO JEANS, NO TENNIS.
Author: Simone Johnson http://tennis.urbanup.com/149265827. (tennis) (69↑, 256↓)A sport in which the players use their racquets to hit a ball over a net to score a point against the other player. Everyone knows the racquet to use when playing tennis is a Prince. Not Head.I played tennis with my Prince racquet and won 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0 6-0. Head racquets aren't good.
Author: Justin http://tennis.urbanup.com/72329028. (Tennis) (38↑, 254↓)Sexual intercourse, which is usually used based on how well the sex was executed.After spending the night with Ricky, Sarah found that he was really good at tennis\!
Author: Requiem2005 http://tennis.urbanup.com/73852529. (tennis) (64↑, 528↓)This is basically just ping-pong and the players are standing on the table."What is the deal with tennis? I mean, its just ping-pong, except the players stand on the table\! These people must be stopped\!"
Author: andersonland.org http://tennis.urbanup.com/74206330. (tennis) (48↑, 895↓)One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.
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